well, i think it's been nigh on two years since i toyed with this bitch, and i have nothing better to do, sooo.....screw it. i'm 26. i have been known to drop personal ads so i can make fun of whoever answered them. i drink too much and am getting dangerously close to a pack a day habit. i only want what i don't have. i'm the girl your mother warned you about. or would have, if she knew you were a dyke. hehe. click the goddamn teevee.
so here! i unleash my world upon you. go forth
and enjoy the fruits of what little effort i put into this. cause you all know i'm a lazy bitch.
